He went outside to look, and sure enough, a large window had been broken; it looked as though someone had thrown a brick through it. But he was confused because the rest of the office was undisturbed, and the front door had been locked when he came in.
He went back inside, and went to the back office to investigate, opened
the door to the office where the window was broken, and there - was a
deer. The deer had leaped through the window and the blinds and was
just standing there until he opened the door, at which point said deer
ran out the front door.
Adding to that, my doctor said, two days ago, he'd hit an entirely different deer (or so we THINK....) with his car...except actually, he'd slammed on the brakes so hard, the deer had run away and the car was undamaged.
"But," he said, "I'm starting to feel as though I'm being stalked by deer."
Actually, my favorite part of the story is the thought of the burglar deer standing quietly in the back office for a few hours while the doctor saw several patients....
Adding to that, my doctor said, two days ago, he'd hit an entirely different deer (or so we THINK....) with his car...except actually, he'd slammed on the brakes so hard, the deer had run away and the car was undamaged.
"But," he said, "I'm starting to feel as though I'm being stalked by deer."
Actually, my favorite part of the story is the thought of the burglar deer standing quietly in the back office for a few hours while the doctor saw several patients....