Okay, here's a fun story. So, I went to the doctor today, and he apologized for keeping me waiting (I know, crazy, right? But that's not the story). He said he'd come to the office earlier and had already seen several patients when one of them let him know that there was a broken window in the back of the office.

He went outside to look, and sure enough, a large window had been broken; it looked as though someone had thrown a brick through it. But he was confused because the rest of the office was undisturbed, and the front door had been locked when he came in.

He went back inside, and went to the back office to investigate, opened the door to the office where the window was broken, and there - was a deer. The deer had leaped through the window and the blinds and was just standing there until he opened the door, at which point said deer ran out the front door. 

Adding to that, my doctor said, two days ago, he'd hit an entirely different deer (or so we THINK....) with his car...except actually, he'd slammed on the brakes so hard, the deer had run away and the car was undamaged.

"But," he said, "I'm starting to feel as though I'm being stalked by deer."
Actually, my favorite part of the story is the thought of the burglar deer standing quietly in the back office for a few hours while the doctor saw several patients....